Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.
The bare minimum I do is starting to exceed expectations. PGP.
Spot on. (Also, be warned, there’s some NSFW language.)
Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.
Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.
Receiving a mass email and then 20 subsequent “reply all” emails. PGP.
“What?” email replies. PGP.
We hired two “quality control officers” to monitor office productivity. My office literally just brought in “The Bobs.” PGP.
Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.
Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.