Signing up for a PGP account while sitting at graduation. PGP.

Sitting in the bathroom so long your foot falls asleep. PGP.

Finished meal-prepping for the week. I put a box of cereal in my bag. PGP

Partner just said “It’s lit.” PGP.

Buying pedialyte in anticipation of tomorrow morning. PGP.

I woke up feeling hungover and haven’t drank in 4 days

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

Just saw Floyd Mayweather blow my annual salary in 2 minutes. Pgp

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.