Broke my dry streak and threw out my back. PGP.

Had a girl come over late last night. The sex wasn’t worth sacrificing the sleep. PGP

Kelly Kapowski is turning 41 today. PGP.

I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.

I just finally paid off my credit card debt. I have no idea what to do now. PGP.

My only LinkedIn profile views from the past month are from my mother and a Catholic Deacon from Maine. PGP.

Convinced my garbage man only waves in the morning, because he knows he has better benefits than I do. PGP.

I put clean clothes on the bed. When I sleep I put the clothes on the chair. I repeat this process until all my clothes are dirty again, then restart. PGP.

My coworkers still think it’s hilarious to do the “Yeeeppp” from Storage Wars. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.