Got to work early today so I sat in my car until I was late. PGP.

Just asked my intern what I’m supposed to be doing. PGP.

My doctor is making me take fish oil for high triglyceride levels. I’m 23. PGP.

That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

Ate half a frozen pepperoni pizza for lunch with a side of ranch. Still not the lowest point of my day. PGP.

When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.

I’m in an office wide Trivia Crack tournament. PGP.

Not adding anyone as a friend on the Fitbit app because I don’t want my friends to see how big of a lazy piece of shit I am. PGP.