Releasing the flow and ripping one at the urinal almost simultaneously. PGP.

It’s 10:30am and I’ve already hit my Pandora skip limit. PGP.

Struck up a flirtationship with the hottest girl in my office. Found out she’s banging my boss. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

I can’t sleep past 6 a.m. PGP.

I don’t even know what my New Year’s resolution was for 2014. I do know that I didn’t keep it. PGP.

The guy in the cube next to me is going through a techno phase. PGP.

Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.

The bare minimum I do is starting to exceed expectations. PGP.

Now that it’s sweater weather, I can wear my stained dress shirts again. PGP.