Putting more effort and creativity into PGP submissions than my actual work. PGP.

Cashier asked me if I was buying 10 cans of soup for a food drive. I wasn’t. PGP.

I relate more to “Seinfeld” than any other show on television. PGP.

Empathizing with Gandhi when you have to wait until 12:45 for lunch. PGP.

The Homecoming home stretch. PGP.

Hit it off with a woman at the bar. She gave me her business card. PGP.

There’s always trade school. PGP.

Developing carpal tunnel at age 22. PGP.

“Resting my eyes” at a stoplight. PGP.

I recently purchased Osteo Bi-Flex caplets to aid the knee pain I now get from running. PGP.