Pretty pumped about my waiver wire grabs this week. PGP.

I spend more time researching Ebola than doing my job. PGP.

My orange juice tasted really good in the car this morning. Then I realized I didn’t brush my teeth. PGP.

Taking full advantage of Dockers patented elastic waistline. PGP.

Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.

My boss said “We’re done beating around the bush” today and instead of laughing, I just thought about how little sex I’m having. PGP.

Homecoming is this Saturday. I need to get approximately 11 hours of sleep a night this week. PGP.

I’m 100% positive the guy begging for change by my office has a higher net worth than me. PGP.