My boss thinks the new Weird Al Yankovic album is “gold.” The rest of us are paying dearly for it. PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

I moved to the city to have a better social life. My exorbitant rent now makes that impossible. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.

I have way too much in common with Peter Gibbons for only being 23. PGP.