My company’s life insurance policy makes me worth more dead than alive. PGP.

Shamelessly “nice work”ing all my comments. PGP.

Gameday weddings. PGP.

The only reason I want to keep this job is because it gives me ideas for PGP posts. PGP.

I want my friends to know that my PGP account is me, but I don’t want my employers to know. PGP.

Counting down to a three paycheck month, so you can put it all towards your student loans. PGP.

My most interested online dating prospect has no license and needs a place to live since he currently resides with his ex. PGP.

Grocery shopping was the highlight of my day. PGP.