I’m still not sure if I have to work Friday or not. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

Wells Fargo calling you at work about a suspicious charge for Adult Friend Finder. PGP.

Garfield comics hitting a little too close to home. PGP.

I quoted “Varsity Blues” in a meeting. No one had any idea what the fuck I was talking about. PGP.

Bought a new mattress and a new office chair. If that’s how I’m going to spend 90% of my time, I might as well be comfortable. PGP.

Giancarlo Stanton now makes 893 times my current salary. PGP.

Our office manager started buying cheaper pens. I’m unreasonably upset by this. PGP.

Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.

Heard a couple at the grocery arguing over what kind of bread to get. I can’t wait to get married. PGP.