Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.

My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

Knowing you’re being catfished on Tinder and still playing along with it. PGP.

My parents got me a $100 gift card to the local grocery store and I’ve never been more grateful in my life. PGP.

It was a tough decision, but I am now moving my official bed time from 11 to 10. PGP.

Spending money like Kevin McCallister. Making money like Uncle Frank. PGP.

I haven’t had actual paper currency in my wallet in weeks. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

It’s one thing not being able to justify being hungover to your boss, it’s another thing to no longer be able to justify it to yourself. PGP.

Haven’t seen the sun in nine days. PGP.