Happy hour induced drive of shame the next morning before work.

My girlfriend gave up sex for lent.

Looking for a girlfriend with an in-unit washer and dryer

Its 2pm. The hot chick should walk by any minute

Two of my bosses put on a violin and flute show to boost morale during the lunch break. I can’t make this shit up. #PGP

The awkward moment when your boss asked you to perform a task you lied about being proficient in on your résumé PGP

Thinking about settling down. PGP.

Looking forward to a television show more than anything else on the weekend. PGP.

Going to the office just to get out of the house. PGP

Not having to change the time on certain devices, because I couldn’t change it in the fall.