Wanting to keep moisturizer at your desk because it’s so dry, but worrying your colleagues will think you’re a serial masturbator. PGP.

Shower coffee. PGP.

I can’t imagine how tired I’d be if I actually worked 40 hours. PGP.

Just gave my tax refund to the bartender. PGP.

Found my boss’s daughter on Tinder. Hopefully screwing me is a family affair. PGP.

Having no idea if your fart was loud because you’re wearing headphones. PGP.

Using your phone as a hotspot for your laptop so you can stay off IT’s monitoring system and freely browse the web. PGP.

Best dressed in the office, shittiest car in the lot. PGP.

Preliminary examination of the left index finger of female clients. PGP.

Checking the pockets of jackets you haven’t worn since last winter hoping to find money. PGP.