When “Hey, do you have a minute?” sucks hours out of your day. PGP.

Totally effin’ stoked to get an hour of extra sleep when the time changes this weekend. PGP.

Buying the footlong so you have lunch and dinner, but then eating the whole thing for lunch. PGP.

Unleashing hell during the five seconds after someone else flushes. PGP.

Being known for having the quickest “Ctrl + Tab” draw in the office. PGP.

Finding yourself alone in the bathroom with that weird guy from accounting who pulls his pants down at the urinal. PGP.

Single-ply toilet paper in the stall. PGP.

Not wearing pants to a Skype interview. PGP.

“I didn’t have any problems until the IT guy got a hold of my computer.” PGP.

Constantly losing pens. PGP.