Thinking of using the staple gun on your hand just so you can feel something..anything. PGP.

Raging boner in dress pants. PGP.

My life is way more Peter Gibbons than Jordan Belfort. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

The first time you utter the words “that must have been before your time.” PGP.

I’ve been invited to eight weddings this year. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.