*accidentally swipes left* “SHE WAS THE ONE!” PGP.
I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.
I give up. PGP.
“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.
1:”Where do you want to eat lunch?” 2: “Anywhere I can’t see this building.” 1: “Completely agree.” PGP.
My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.
The last three birthday parties I’ve been invited to have been for 1-year-olds. PGP.
It’s a “fuck it, let the intern deal with it” kinda Friday. PGP.
Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.
Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.