Underpaid Journalist

Connoisseur of instant coffee, cheap brandy, and sleeping less than five hours a day.

Member Since 11/22/2013

*accidentally swipes left* “SHE WAS THE ONE!” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.

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I give up. PGP.

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“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.

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1:”Where do you want to eat lunch?” 2: “Anywhere I can’t see this building.” 1: “Completely agree.” PGP.

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My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

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The last three birthday parties I’ve been invited to have been for 1-year-olds. PGP.

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It’s a “fuck it, let the intern deal with it” kinda Friday. PGP.

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Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

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Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

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