The janitor asks me daily why I always look so tired. He’s been throwing out my trash for 8 years now. PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

I can’t even fake being nice to people anymore. Now I’m just the office bitch. PGP.

The office coffee pot is broken. PGP.

My entire office is covered in wood paneling. PGP.

Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

Today my boss asked our team to pledge our loyalty to him. PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

When one of your Teaming Partners VP of Business Development adds you on Snapchat via “in my contacts”. PGP.

Got a promotion. New title, More responsibilities, More stress. Same pay. PGP.