“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

90 degrees. 90% humidity. Work attire. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

Had a chorizo breakfast burrito and large coffee this morning. Bathroom was out of toilet paper. PGP.

Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

I sharted in the shower this morning. My body is officially falling apart. PGP.

The new office wifi blocks anything that isn’t email. PGP.