“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.
$1.50 hot dog combo at Costco for lunch. PGP.
My new cube mate is one of those people who likes to talk about nothing…at 8 a.m. PGP.
When your boss says “feel free to come to me with any issues and concerns,” and then subsequently being shut down when you present him with any issues or concerns. PGP.
Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.
Got my first raise last week. Found out today it was just enough to put me in the next tax bracket and now I’m effectively making less money. PGP.
Got super drunk on my Day 4 at new job. Threw up on my way in on Day 5. PGP.
“Please replace paper in tray 2”. PGP.
Feeling an inexplicable wave of nostalgia whenever I listen to John Mayer. PGP.
My sister and my best friend are getting married one week apart. I’m MOH for both weddings. PGP.