Reordering business cards because all 250 of them have gone into “Customer of the Month” raffles at the go to lunch spots. PGP.

Having as many email reminders throughout the day as I have alarms in the morning. PGP.

New guy who sits directly behind me sighs extremely loud and extremely often. PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Anxiety before handing in my two week notice. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

Trying to decide between getting up early to make breakfast, or sleeping in and eating pop-tarts at your desk. PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

The city I live in doesn’t allow alcohol sales before noon on Sunday and just outlawed bottomless mimosas. PGP.