“Please hold for the next available representative.” PGP.

“This ergonomic mouse is a real game changer.” PGP.

Took a half day to relax. Got bored and logged on to work remotely. PGP.

Decided not to go out this weekend to save a bit of money. Phone stops working on Sunday and I drop 250 to fix it. PGP.

Being on a terrible date and the waiter takes an hour to give you the bill. awkward. PGP

New at the company and didn’t know the lock on the end bathroom stall was “faulty.” Someone walked in on me taking a shit. There was eye contact. PGP.

Received an email thread with the subject line “Happy Friday.” PGP.

Most of my job is spent working on TPS reports. PGP.

“If I had worked this hard in college I would have gotten a 4.0.” PGP.

The hardest decision to make in life this month: pay rent or buy the iPhone X? PGP.