Only two single people in the wedding party – me and the groom’s 16-year-old brother. PGP.

“You are the first caller to the conference.” PGP.

Justifying spending more by telling yourself you’ll get more reward points. PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.

Finally got to use, “just putting out some fires” when asked how my job is going. PGP.

Went to a concert and got Avion one on a Tuesday night. Work at 7am. Anxiety is at an all time high. PGP.

Boss: “No need to rush on the project..”First of all, we both know that’s bullshit. PGP.

“Did you take the last cup of coffee without making more?” PGP.

The struggle between staying at your cool agency job and being underpaid or leaving for $ but a miserable environment. PGP.

I was so proud of myself for remembering to pack a lunch last night. I left it in the fridge this morning. PGP.