“Pepto is for quitters.” PGP.

Sitting on a conference call for 10 minutes before the other parties join. PGP.

“We weren’t sure he was going to make it out of school.” My professors to my boss at the recruitment fair. PGP.

Having the hors d’oeuvres at networking events count as your dinner for the evening. PGP.

I corrected a coworker on where to find something yesterday. My boss had to talk to me about it today on how it was unprofessional. PGP.

“Message cannot be recalled.” PGP.

Boss bought me a coffee for ‘no reason.’ It has been an afternoon of anxiety and paranoia. PGP.

“Hey I know you’ll be on vacation next week, but I’ll still need to be in contact with you so keep your phone handy.” PGP.

Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.

Coworkers who insist on loudly having personal phone calls with their doctor in the break room. PGP.