My coworkers throat clearing rivals that of a 737 taking off. PGP.

Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.

Found roaches running through the coffee cabinet today. PGP.

My fiancee outed me as a serial Bachelor franchise fan and won’t stop giving me shit about it. I’m a dude. PGP.

Toasting to your liver before homecoming weekend. PGP.

A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.

Spent $75 on candies and snacks at CVS this past weekend. PGP.

I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.

When you have to ask a coworker if they have any Tums. PGP.

“Don’t forget to dial 9 first.” PGP.