“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

“The new hires are all bright eyed and bushy tailed.” PGP.

Blocking your schedule out for a “meeting” so you can go buy 1/2 price candy during work. PGP.

Just saw a tube of denture adhesive cream on a girl’s desk at work. PGP.

Just ran out of data until the 18th. I’m flying to Europe in 8 days. PGP.

My only real motivation at work is not to get fired and not to get hassled. PGP.

I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.

Ugh, I hate hearing about my coworkers’ kids and their Halloween. PGP.

My one friend in the office brought her lunch without telling me. Now I have to walk outside in the pouring rain to get lunch alone today. PGP.