That knowing “you’re gonna go get fucked up, aren’t you?” look from your boss when you tell him you’re taking PTO to go to Vegas. PGP.

We just got a 4 slot toaster in the office and I’m ecstatic. PGP.

Got Chinese food and my fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside. PGP.

Just bragged to someone about my Credit score. PGP.

Coworkers that ask “Where’d you go?” when you return from taking a shit. PGP.

Someone took a dump on the office bathroom floor today and then stepped in it. PGP.

Department wide email chains about closing the refrigerator door. PGP.

E-mails with To: and Cc: lines bigger than the actual message. PGP.

New girlfriend invited me to her college reunion. Got cucked. PGP.

When your boss forwards you a boring 1 hour meeting and demands you attend for him because he “doesn’t want to.” PGP.