Leaving the office “early,” two hours after everyone else. PGP.

“Your password is about to expire.” PGP.

When your coworker insists on the two of you having “catch ups” like she is your manager when the two of you are of the same rank. PGP.

Putting in your two weeks notice and loving every second of it. PGP.

Pepto Bismol as a chaser. PGP.

Finally admitting you’re addicted to cigarettes. PGP.

Sunday Scaries are too real . . . bar exam Tuesday. PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

Was told to name my price to go back to my old job. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.