I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

Peaking in college. PGP.

I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.

My mentor is hot and married. PGP.

Coworker just called me in her office to show me her Facebook album full of quilts. PGP.

Housekeeping just switched our toilet paper from 3-ply quilted to commercial 2-ply. PGP.

Starbucks in my office is out of cold brew. PGP.

Really excited about the new water cooler, you guys. PGP.

I wrote an angry email to my district’s government representative. PGP.

My neighbors set off fireworks all weekend. PGP.