Running errands on your lunch. PGP.

Coworkers that email you then immediately walk over to talk to you about it. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.

Getting Olive Garden catered for lunch being the highlight of your week. PGP.

When you’re at work and realize you can still see the bar stamps on your wrist. PGP.

Didn’t realize I had a small hole near the elbow of my shirt until 10 a.m. at work yesterday. PGP.

It’s my birthday today, I work 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. PGP.

The banner ad for Random Tropical Paradise alone is going to make me watch it. PGP.

The best part of a lunch meeting is using the napkins to dry my tears of anger. PGP.

Walk into the office and a coworker is blasting a motivational YouTube video. PGP.