Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Took a vacation and never left the room… so I could catch up on sleep. PGP.

Threw my back out getting into my car to go to the gym. Drove to the liquor store instead. PGP.

My friends got married and engaged this past weekend. I wasted $7 on a claw crane. PGP.

Caught a glimpse of my boss’ Google search: side effects of birth control. PGP.

Updating your IRS W-4 form to “exempt” at least one pay period before the bonus check hits, then changing it back. PGP.

Boss added me on Snapchat. PGP.

Hesitant to work out or break a dry spell because you know your muscles will be sore for the next week. PGP.

Still hungover from Saturday night, at work Monday morning. PGP.

*audible sigh* PGP.