I was just approached to be on the show “Married at First Sight.” PGP.

Getting chosen to “volunteer” to oversee a charity junior golf tournament for little kids in 100 degree June heat. PGP.

Virtual happy hour. PGP.

Co-worker having loud conversations on speaker phone. PGP.

Moving from having a pump up mix for before lacrosse games to having one before meetings. PGP.

The solo cab ride scene in Master of None hitting too close to home. PGP.

I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.

I can’t tell if the Michelob Ultra Weekend in Review is satire, but all my friends have recently started drinking it exclusively. PGP.

A few of my fraternity brothers came to stay with me for a drunk weekend. They brought Coke Zero as a mixer. PGP.