When you have to call in sick so you can go to a job interview. PGP.

“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

Announcing “I’ll keep working on this when I get home” knowing damn well that’s a bold face lie. PGP.

Reigniting an old college flame while in town for work only to be ghosted when you leave. PGP.

Just moved cross country and starting grad school tomorrow. The Sunday Scaries are real. PGP.

90% data usage with 8 days to go. PGP.

“Are you the new intern?” PGP.

“Would you mind coming in tomorrow in casual clothes? I need you to move some stuff.” PGP.

Accidentally sent my boss a Ric Flair gif. I haven’t heard anything back… PGP.

Not being able to stream the 100th episode because the bar wifi is terrible. PGP.