At work on my birthday. PGP.
Going into empty conference rooms to rip farts. PGP.
My boss says, “See you tomorrow?” instead of “See you tomorrow.” PGP.
“Any plans for the 4th?” PGP.
Realizing you’re at the office twice as much as your boss and make half as much. PGP.
Getting “Let’s clock 40 yard dash times” drunk. PGP.
If one more person tells me “Happy Fiscal New Year,” boy, I am just going to lose it. PGP.
My flight for work takes off five minutes before the USA game starts. PGP.
The Supreme Court making you officially thankful your boss isn’t a religious nut job. PGP.
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