Knocking on the doorframe because the door is open. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

I contemplated putting a blow-up doll in the passenger seat so I could get away with using the carpool lane. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.

Looking at sleeping bums with envy as you walk to work in the morning. PGP.

These people have been shitting for 40 years and still manage to smear the back of the seat. PGP.

My boss is a mix of incredibly attractive and completely unattainable. PGP.

FOMCC. Fear of making cold calls. PGP.

Going from fraternity secrets to office secrets. PGP.