I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Not having hamburger, so just eating the helper. PGP.

Feeling like you’re on vacation also when your room mate goes out of town for the week. PGP.

Coworkers asked if I was even alive during the OJ trial. I defensively replied that I was 4. PGP.

One of my older coworkers has just now discovered Siri and talks to her phone all day. PGP.

Having enough money in your 401k to live comfortably but not enough in your bank account for dinner. PGP.

Switched from a windsor to a four-in-hand tie knot today. Things are getting pretty wild. PGP.

Actually debating the merits between a booty call and getting sleep. PGP.

If not for gchat, I may have gone insane by now. PGP.