Gave my little brother a sympathy card for his college graduation. PGP.

Based off of everyone’s Tinder pictures, I haven’t done shit with my life. PGP.

Saving your college ID for its discounts until you land a big boy job. PGP.

Every day feels like my own personal Fail Friday. PGP.

My Friday nights are becoming eerily similar to my Sunday through Thursday nights. PGP.

My heart couldn’t take that match against Portugal. No really, I almost had to go to the ER. PGP.

My biggest accomplishment this year is figuring out my company’s wifi password. PGP.

Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP.

Having the time but not the motivation. PGP.

Not having enough energy to go out on a Tinder date after work on Friday. PGP.