The last time the World Cup was on I was drunk in college. Now, I’m hungover in a cubicle. PGP.

Quit my job on my birthday. Best gift I have ever received. PGP.

The most rebellious thing I have done lately was change my company computer’s wallpaper. PGP.

I like to live life on the edge in that sometimes I go grocery shopping without a list. PGP.

Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

I was on a conference call during Dempsey’s goal. PGP.

If I learn anything from this internship, it’s how many times I can wear my work clothes without paying for dry cleaning. PGP.

It smells like smoke outside my window, but I’m too lazy to turn around and check. PGP.

My downstairs neighbor moved and took the wi-fi with them. PGP.