Praying your check goes in at midnight to cover your “Thirsty Thursday” bar tab. PGP.

I’ve done about 30 minutes of actual work this week, and I’m upset that I’ve even done that much. PGP.

The only thing I have in common with most of my coworkers is that the same person writes our checks. PGP.

Drafting the offer letter for your replacement. PGP.

Debating between letting your social life flourish or living like a hermit and contributing all extra dollars to a retirement account. PGP.

Stopping for Tums and condoms before a third date. PGP.

Having the right idea, but not the means to achieve it. PGP.

I’m 27 years old, and I got carded for an R-rated movie last night. Not sure if I should be happy or upset. PGP.

Assuming every hot girl that endorses your skills on LinkedIn is really endorsing something else. PGP.