Walking into work late with CFA breakfast. PGP.

Greeting the guy whose name you can never remember with “There he is!” PGP.

1:”Where do you want to eat lunch?” 2: “Anywhere I can’t see this building.” 1: “Completely agree.” PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Broke my ankle over MDW. Getting all kinds of shade thrown my way at the office. PGP.

I purposely mess up my travel receipt envelopes just so the cute girl in accounting will email me. PGP.

The last three birthday parties I’ve been invited to have been for 1-year-olds. PGP.

Giving up on an entire week because your mouse ran out of batteries. PGP.

1: “How was your long weekend.” 2: “Not long enough.” 1: “They never are.” PGP.

Really excited about the leftovers I brought for lunch today, you guys. PGP.