*accidentally swipes left* “SHE WAS THE ONE!” PGP.

Buying everyone donuts so they’ll think that was the reason you were late. PGP.

Mastering the art of looking busy and maintaing zero productivity. PGP.

Choosing whether to use your bonus to pay your credit card bill or your student loans. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

Spending more time deciding what you are going to have for lunch than actually working. PGP.

“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.

I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

Was I supposed to lie when my boss asked if I liked my job? PGP.

My parents unknowingly crushed me by canceling their HBO subscription. PGP.