My coffee intake has doubled since graduating. Not because my job is harder than school, just more boring. PGP.

The best part of my recent birthday was my insurance agent calling to tell me my premium went down. PGP.

Answering the office phone is basically corporate Russian Roulette. PGP.

25 making 35. PGP.

Deleted my birth year on Facebook. PGP.

The first word out of my mouth every day is “fuuuuuuck.” PGP.

Regretting the obligatory “If you have any questions, please let me know” after someone emails you back with a question. PGP.

Ending emails with a passive aggressive “please help me understand” after irrefutably supporting your case. I know I’m right, do you? PGP.