Showing up to work early just to print out concert tickets on the color printer. PGP.

It’s 9:30 in the morning and I already feel like I need a beer. PGP.

At least the obnoxiously loud construction going on outside is drowning out the voices of my coworkers. PGP.

Upper management can’t figure out why productivity has gone down since we installed a new software system. It’s because the system crashes every 30 mins. PGP.

Putting a “Welcome” mat at the entrance of your cube because you spend more time there than at your actual home. PGP.

Stuck between my office’s strict ” No dating in the workplace” policy and my inability to meet anyone outside of the workplace. PGP.

There’s a dead animal in the wall at the office. I’ve never seen anyone here more excited. PGP.

To open the video Snapchat at work, or not. PGP.

Having your phone charger at your desk, but not at your apartment. PGP.

The next 5 to 10 generations of LeBron James’ relatives already have more money than I ever will. PGP.