thepermanentTemp

Full time employee. Temp employee wages.

Member Since 05/21/2014

“How you doing this morning? It looks like you don’t want to be here.” -Becky from HR. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

$35k is a fancy way of saying “I live paycheck-to-paycheck.” PGP.

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I could be on that super-drug from “Lucy” and still wouldn’t be able to get all this shit done. PGP.

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My birthday treat was adding guac to my burrito that I’m eating alone at my desk. PGP.

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The closest thing I have to a lifelong relationship is my relationship with Sallie Mae. PGP.

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A firm, yet very depressing sense of self-awareness. PGP.

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I get excited when I think about what I’m gonna wear next casual Friday. PGP.

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She changed the Netflix password after we broke up. PGP.

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Got drunk and hooked up with a chick in HR. What have I done? PGP.

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The Google homepage wished me a happy birthday before any human did. PGP.

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