I might just spend all day today picking lint balls off my shirt. PGP.

Pregnancy scare: Day three. PGP.

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

Not shitting, but remaining on the pot. PGP.

Tindering at a wedding. PGP.

No more sleepovers on weeknights. PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Hiding in spare offices to do phone interviews with other companies. PGP.

Overdressing in order to actually be taken seriously. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.