Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

I just applied to be a daycare teacher. My degree is in PR. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Just accepted a much better, higher-paying job. It doesn’t start for 6 more weeks. PGP.

I just asked my coworkers if it was illegal to be drunk at work or just against company policies. They laughed because they thought I was kidding. PGP.

Long hair, HR does indeed care. PGP.

I think I would like everyone in this office better if we were all drunk. PGP.

RSVPing for two with no idea who the other person will be. PGP.

Striking out on Tinder and moving to Plenty of Fish. PGP.

Today, my coworker said “That’s life, get used to it. Control is just an illusion.” PGP.