Passive aggressively narrating my day through PGP submissions. PGP.

HR emails are the new on campus fliers. Trash. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

Keeping a fully-stocked hangover kit in your desk, but never being able to find a pen. PGP.

My job had unlimited paid sick days. Can somebody give me mono? PGP.

Knowing the end of one cold streak probably just means the start of another. PGP.

Snuck beer onto a public beach where alcohol is prohibited, just to feel young again. PGP.

Every Friday at noon my boss tells me to “Have a good weekend, kiddo” as he heads out the door. PGP.

I’m so bored, I just went to the bathroom for a change of scenery. PGP.