Christmas party? Nope. Christmas Bonus? Nope. We don’t even get a Jelly of the Month club membership here. PGP.

I haven’t had actual paper currency in my wallet in weeks. PGP.

Still not being a well qualified lessee. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

My parents canceled their cable. Goodbye, HBO Go. PGP.

Signing up for an airline credit card, just so I can make it home for the holidays. PGP.

Taking a break from not working. PGP.

I’m a piece of shit. PGP.

I still get confused over which direction to go out of the elevator. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.