Started from the bottom, now i’m in Omaha. PGP

Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

This is my cubicle, there are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.

Every time I fake interest in a useless meeting a little part of me dies

My condoms expired.

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP