2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

Been texting back an forth with three women at once today: My mom, my sister, and my boss. PGP

Thinking long term

One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

“Did you fall in?” After a long stint on the john. PGP.

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

I’m really feeling the pressure to add my work email to my phone, but I just don’t want to. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.