Your alma mater sending an email about saving for your child’s college fund when you graduated last year and are single.

Hangover anxiety so bad you think you might actually die

Blacked out last weekend and woke up on Sunday with a Match.com account. It was $40. #PGP

Never realized the extent of my immaturity until I attended today’s sexual misconduct seminar. PGP.

“Did you see Game of Thrones last night?” PGP

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.